I have had legit conversations just like this.
Completely serious conversations just like this…
My hair is uncontrollable at the minute. #slefie
I wonder what would really happen if you put me in a room with Benedict Cumberbatch and Zayn Malik and we couldn’t leave until I chose between one over the other. It would be my own personal Saw challenge type thing. It would be rather difficult… and I’m pretty sure at one point I’d ask to see both of their penises.
…classic me and Crystal.
My friends send me pictures of their drinks… How rude. #drinks #cocktails #christmas #martini #alcohol
Snuggle bug keeping me warm. #toby #tobuscus #dogs #puppies