i find you to be very funny, witty, smart, adorble, and sweet. I’ve followed collegehumor.com for over a year now, and your blog as well. with the risk of sound creepy and stalkerish, i would love the chance to meet you, but we are on opposite coasts. so, please, if you’re ever in california, i would love to meet you in person and speak with you. my e-mail is firstname.lastname@example.org, you can feel free to e-mail whenever you want. thank you for your time.
PS: here are a few things i enjoy that we might have in common. video games. 80’s movies. a broad taste in music. the beach. long drives. comicon (san diego). reading. swimming. animals. being on the internet for long period of times. tumblr. comedy. going out for drinks. autumn. tea. taking photographs.
PPS: some interesting facts about me… 1.) i work in the music industry. 2.) i am a capricorn. 3.) i am a dog person. 4.) i travel a lot. 5.) i enjoy getting tattoo’s. 6.) i am a natural blonde. 7.) i enjoy drinking a beer more than a cocktail. 8.) i live about 5 minutes from tijuana, baja california, mexico. 9.) i don’t mind heights, but i am terrified of falling 10.) i am the biggest clutz/accident prone person you’ll probably ever meet. 11.) i can’t spell very well, but i am an english major. 12.) i am very liberal, but come from a conservative family
Me:my friend natasha is going to chicago in about a week and a half, and i told her where you live. so she is going to kidnap you and take you back to california with her. and you have no choice or say in the matter. so just deal with it and pack light. traveling via a suitcase might be a bit cramped.
“cause when i’m with him, i am thinking of you thinking of you. what you would do if you were the one who was spending the night. oh i wish that i was looking into your eyes.”—thinking of you by katy perry
not answering phone calls or texts. invisible on aim. neglecting previous engagments. i just barely signed on to twitter.
i just want to stay lost in my sheets and pillows. emme at my feet. somber music playing in the back. barely coming up for air.
i feel guilty for not going today. i felt even worse when she called me, worried. i just can’t bring myself to get up before 1pm anymore. which is going to make school hell tomorrow. i don’t even want to be there. i don’t like other people. it makes me uncomfotable being around so many strangers. they’re boring, in all honesty.